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1. Being an employee is like being an audience member in any religious gathering where you are letting someone else tell you to what to do, what to believe and how to be instead of you choosing what you want to do, what you want to believe and how you want to be

2. It seems the battle between the rich and poor has been going on since the beginning of time and will continue throughout time until each of us realizes that there always has been more than enough and always will be more than enough for each person to have whatever it is there heart desires

3. We think everyone else should be like us and then we soon realize that we all need each other different expressions and all

4. I see that I judge others because I don’t like that part of me or fear that my ego will become that which I don’t like because there is something attractive about it

5. I’ve decided that kids, pets, animals and plants are smarter than me

6. The spiritual journey is why we are here everything else is a side note

7. Unconditional love is accepting, approving, and liking the good and bad within ourselves and others

8. I’ve discovered that being myself is more of a challenge than it first sounded when I heard that statement

9. Nobodies owns anything – nobody comes up with anything original – everything comes from what always was and always will be

10. My damn ego pisses me off – It’s always a little bitch screaming for recognition, appreciation and to be competitive and better than you

11. My judgments are so ridiculous I don’t see a pine tree whining that its not a weeping willow or weeping willow crying that its not a pine tree – they are just happy to be who they are and to be alive

12. My struggle to follow-through is enough to make me want to slap myself – lol

13. I used to hate my parents and then I realized they are braver than me for picking the horrendous life path they did

14. I used to think that my parents should love me how I want to be loved – then I realized there only job was to bring me into this beautiful world so I could grow up and decide how I wanted my life to look like

15. I used to hate my gender, women. thinking they were weak, rude, and catty and then I realized they are emotional, sensitive, motherly, nurturing and more naturally drawn to spirit than men

16. All my judgments are totally F’in bullshit – all I need to do is shut up and observe without loads of emotional charge around it

17. I love everybody and want to be like them but I realize I still need to be myself

18. I have felt bad and thought something was wrong with me for being as random, high energy, loud, talkative, good at starting projects but not so good at finishing them – then I realized that all the rest of you need me and I need the rest of you

19. I’m allowed to be a bitch and so are you – we are all fuckheads in some moments

20. We will never get it done and we always get it right – swallow that thought!

21. Guru = God yoU aRe yoU

22. I can’t believe how much I obsess over my muffin top lower tummy – most people would give there right arm for my body – I’m so vain – damn it!

23. I used to hate pretty girls – until I realized I was one of them

24. I used to hate girls that got lots of sex – then I realized they were sexy, happy and free and I wasn’t

25. I used to think people that had abortions were murders – then I realized that souls never die, always return to the heavenly light and that the parents wanted to give there kid a planned life instead of an “opps” kiddy you just showed up, so I felt forced to have you to avoid the judgment of others and myself

26. Its not how much money you make its how much you keep

27. Anybody can make a lot of money fast – it’s the person that keeps the money 10 years from now that was the real leader

28. I used to follow the guru’s and then I realized I was there slave

29. If I “piss” you off or offend you that’s your problem, in fact I know I am doing my job and making you think

30. I used to avoid hurting peoples feelings and then I realized there is no way to NOT offend somebody somewhere

31. I used to think UFO’s and ET was a myth and then I realized I am dumbass

32. I used to hate successful people and then I realized I wanted to be them

33. We say that “writing is mine” and then we realize that all we did was find a bunch of ideas that other people shared with us (including god) and then slap our name on it

34. I’ve found that when I felt stuck and couldn’t move forward I realized it was because I wasn’t really being myself – I was being a poser to what my parents, the gurus, society, the government, my boss and my partner wanted of me

35. Why does someone have to die and be raised from the dead to save you from your sins – how come they can’t squat three times and then fart in order to save you from your sins

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